come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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