Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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