normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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