sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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