Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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