North Korea, Best Korea!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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