But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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