physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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