I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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