He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Randomize
