Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
What a dumb baby whore.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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