Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she told me i tasted like america
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My ass is underappreciated
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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