chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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