We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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