we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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