people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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