She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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