Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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