if you like me you must not know who I am
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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