the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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