HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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