She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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