Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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