at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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