12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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