that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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