She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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