if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He felt like a one man threesome
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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