After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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