new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
