Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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