My brain says no but my pants say off.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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