awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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