Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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