Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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