I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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