Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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