She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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