I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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