He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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