Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
