he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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