Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
