Having a random hookup so left but love u
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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