i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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