Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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