Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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