There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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