Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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