I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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