What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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