Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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