Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
