i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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