I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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